

Heavy: I don't know know if I should be happy for her and scared for her. Soldier: She seems like a strong woman maybe she can turn Phoenix into a strong person too!ĭemo: This is perfect! I can't wait to laugh in Jeremy's face about how Phoenix can get a great girlfriend and he can't!

but I guess I should be happy for Phoenix to find someone who loves him no matter how he looks.Įngineer: I'm just so happy for Phoenix! (Y/N) is such a nice and beautiful woman, I'm glad she sees Phoenix for the amazing person he is! Spy: I want to be mad that (Y/N)'s not with me. Sniper: Awww well Phoenix and (Y/N) look like such a lovely couple, I'm happy for them. Scout: How the hell did Phoenix score this beautiful woman!?! Maybe my dating advice I gave him worked. Well, at least he'll leave Miss Pauling alone. Soldier: Jeremy better not get distracted by this girlfriend, I'll make him run laps if he does!ĭemo: Wait you're telling me this is Jeremy's girlfriend?! I'm not drunk enough to believe this. Pyro: Awww (Y/N) is beautiful! And she makes Jeremy so happy!Įngineer: What a lovely woman, I really hope Jeremy doesn't break her heart. Medic: Jacques said Jeremy hit zhis pretty woman vith a baseball? Oh god, (Y/N) must have head trauma, because zhere is no vay she vould be vith Jeremy if she didn't. Emily will be so happy our son found a girlfriend. I was scared he'd be a disappointment that makes out with his pillow for the rest of his life. Spy: It's about fucking time Jeremy got a girlfriend. Good for Jeremy, (Y/N) looks like a lovely person. Damn, I swear I thought he was lying to try to get over Miss Pauling.
